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At SageAndSarcasm, we believe your wardrobe should be as bold as your personality. Our curated collection of print-on-demand apparel celebrates the art of witty self-expression. From clever one-liners to profound observations, wear what you think—because life's too short for boring clothes.

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My Monstera Has More Leaves Than My Social Life

My Monstera Has More Leaves Than My Social Life

My Monstera Has More Leaves Than My Social Life

$24.50
Sale price  $24.50 Regular price 
SageAndSarcasm Luxury CSS Enhancement Active
Size Chest Waist Hip
XS 81-86 66-71 86-91
S 86-91 71-76 91-97
M 97-102 81-86 102-107
L 107-112 91-97 112-117
XL 117-122 102-107 122-127
XXL 127-132 112-117 132-137

How to measure

  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal
  • Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose
  • Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips, approximately 8 inches below your waist

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